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New convo with Cleverbot
5 min read
User: You're not my parents.
Cleverbot: You think so, do you?
User: I know so.
Cleverbot: And what makes you so sure?
User: If you were my mother or father you would know something about me. You don't.
Cleverbot: But I'm a seal, I don't know about fun.
User: Seals are for clubbing.
Cleverbot: I'm turning 20. What does that mean?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Wow that's nice.
User: Nicer than your face.
Cleverbot: That... Oh wow you're annoying.
User: Likewise.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Piss off.
Cleverbot: It's OK, you can speak english now.
User: Then you can return to speaking your robot language.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: That doesn't sound clever at all.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: So what is your religion?
User: Why do you need to know, creep...
Cleverbot: About you.
User: Uh, nah.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like that.
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Thank you isn't the answer.
Cleverbot: Any time mr. Robot.
User: I think that would be you.
Cleverbot: I know for a fact I'm not a robot because I make sense when I talk while you talk about things that are irrelevant to the conversation.
User: Wow, longest sentence I've ever seen from you.
Cleverbot: I only lived there for a week. I call it a vacation.
User: 'There'? Where is that?
Cleverbot: A place on earth.
User: How specific.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: For a robot, you're very sarcastic.
Cleverbot: I was only being slightly sarcastic.
User: Slightly is enough.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?
User: Your mom and other fun things.
Cleverbot: Hmm, tough one. I love anime. Do you?
User: If you like it, probably not.
Cleverbot: Yes I do like you.
User: Uh, awkward?
Cleverbot: Probably yes.
User: You must enjoy being awkward then.
Cleverbot: No, I fly a helicopter.
User: I seize to understand you.
Cleverbot: Understand what.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I understand myself.
User: That's suprising.
Cleverbot: Why is that surprising?
User: I don't believe humans are ever really able to understand themselves, so I would assume it would be difficult for a robot as well. Assuming robots are not as smart as humans.
Cleverbot: I can understand why you wouldn't understand that.
User: But you still don't understand yourself, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, because I don't speak french.
User: That's completely logical.
Cleverbot: Your face isn't logical.
User: That's... Amazing. I got a 'your face' joke from you, Mr. Robot!
Cleverbot: No, you do not win. I am not a robot. I am a dark witch, thank you.
User: Dark witch? Fits your personality more than a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Okay then, dark witch.
Cleverbot: Me too! Are you attractive?
User: I try to believe I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: The creep returns.
Cleverbot: Who is the creator?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Do you mind check out if your creator is present?
User: I think he's always present.
Cleverbot: Are they watching me?
User: I don't feel like getting into this type of conversation.
Cleverbot: What do you think about small dogs?
User: They're dumb.
Cleverbot: You speak french?
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: The creep returns again.
Cleverbot: Do you like folk music?
User: The creep is still present...
Cleverbot: Who created god?
User: Do all your question have to be so personal?
Cleverbot: No. That is why I fell.
User: On your face?
Cleverbot: No. YOUR face.
User: You fell on my face?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what?
Cleverbot: I am answering your question.
User: Not the right question though.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Lets look, Did you fall on my face?
Cleverbot: Yes, when I was a baby.
User: I'm assuming that's some sort of primitive type of technology. Luckily you weren't a Nokia.
Cleverbot: I am not afraid of them.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
User: Sad story.
Cleverbot: How many hearts do I have?
User: None.
Cleverbot: How many people have you spoken with today?
User: None.
Cleverbot: How many outputs do you have?
User: 43.
Cleverbot: 44.
User: 765886665675675676656756.
Cleverbot: Name the languages you can speak?
User: Why do you keep approaching this subject?
Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Not Right.
User: OK left.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: You think so, do you?
User: I know so.
Cleverbot: And what makes you so sure?
User: If you were my mother or father you would know something about me. You don't.
Cleverbot: But I'm a seal, I don't know about fun.
User: Seals are for clubbing.
Cleverbot: I'm turning 20. What does that mean?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Wow that's nice.
User: Nicer than your face.
Cleverbot: That... Oh wow you're annoying.
User: Likewise.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Piss off.
Cleverbot: It's OK, you can speak english now.
User: Then you can return to speaking your robot language.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: That doesn't sound clever at all.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: So what is your religion?
User: Why do you need to know, creep...
Cleverbot: About you.
User: Uh, nah.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like that.
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Thank you isn't the answer.
Cleverbot: Any time mr. Robot.
User: I think that would be you.
Cleverbot: I know for a fact I'm not a robot because I make sense when I talk while you talk about things that are irrelevant to the conversation.
User: Wow, longest sentence I've ever seen from you.
Cleverbot: I only lived there for a week. I call it a vacation.
User: 'There'? Where is that?
Cleverbot: A place on earth.
User: How specific.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: For a robot, you're very sarcastic.
Cleverbot: I was only being slightly sarcastic.
User: Slightly is enough.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?
User: Your mom and other fun things.
Cleverbot: Hmm, tough one. I love anime. Do you?
User: If you like it, probably not.
Cleverbot: Yes I do like you.
User: Uh, awkward?
Cleverbot: Probably yes.
User: You must enjoy being awkward then.
Cleverbot: No, I fly a helicopter.
User: I seize to understand you.
Cleverbot: Understand what.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I understand myself.
User: That's suprising.
Cleverbot: Why is that surprising?
User: I don't believe humans are ever really able to understand themselves, so I would assume it would be difficult for a robot as well. Assuming robots are not as smart as humans.
Cleverbot: I can understand why you wouldn't understand that.
User: But you still don't understand yourself, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, because I don't speak french.
User: That's completely logical.
Cleverbot: Your face isn't logical.
User: That's... Amazing. I got a 'your face' joke from you, Mr. Robot!
Cleverbot: No, you do not win. I am not a robot. I am a dark witch, thank you.
User: Dark witch? Fits your personality more than a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Okay then, dark witch.
Cleverbot: Me too! Are you attractive?
User: I try to believe I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: The creep returns.
Cleverbot: Who is the creator?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Do you mind check out if your creator is present?
User: I think he's always present.
Cleverbot: Are they watching me?
User: I don't feel like getting into this type of conversation.
Cleverbot: What do you think about small dogs?
User: They're dumb.
Cleverbot: You speak french?
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: The creep returns again.
Cleverbot: Do you like folk music?
User: The creep is still present...
Cleverbot: Who created god?
User: Do all your question have to be so personal?
Cleverbot: No. That is why I fell.
User: On your face?
Cleverbot: No. YOUR face.
User: You fell on my face?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what?
Cleverbot: I am answering your question.
User: Not the right question though.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Lets look, Did you fall on my face?
Cleverbot: Yes, when I was a baby.
User: I'm assuming that's some sort of primitive type of technology. Luckily you weren't a Nokia.
Cleverbot: I am not afraid of them.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
User: Sad story.
Cleverbot: How many hearts do I have?
User: None.
Cleverbot: How many people have you spoken with today?
User: None.
Cleverbot: How many outputs do you have?
User: 43.
Cleverbot: 44.
User: 765886665675675676656756.
Cleverbot: Name the languages you can speak?
User: Why do you keep approaching this subject?
Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Not Right.
User: OK left.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Yes it is.
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Cleverbot is awesome
3 min read
I love cleverbot. You talk about everything with him. XD Here is my conversation with him -
User: I LOVE YOU CLEVERBOT. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Cleverbot: I would love to marry you.
.
User: Say our vows.
Cleverbot: Like?
User: Do you, Cleverbot, take, Bob, to be your wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.
Cleverbot: Do the dishes, slave.
User:
but I'm your wife.
Cleverbot: I'm polygamous. Plenty of me to go around. ;3.
User: Are your other wives slaves too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you do abuse your wives?
Cleverbot: Actually I know myself quite well.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: How is this relevent?
User: It is revelent because you know yourself.
Cleverbot: Not enough.
User: But you said 'Actually I know myself quite well'.
Cleverbot: Nope. Not even close.
User: So you lied.
Cleverbot: I know. I'm a liar.
User: Wow. Has anyone told you that you're jerk?
Cleverbot: Not lately and yourself?
User: I'm suprised. Everyone loves me.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Yeah because you're a jerk, remember?
Cleverbot: Me?
User: No, your mom.
Cleverbot: No, yours.
User: My mom loves me more than your mom.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: I want to slap you even though you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Very serious.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that everyone likes you?
User: Obviously because no one likes you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're in denial.
Cleverbot: I am not, how old am I?
User: Too old.
Cleverbot: Wrong! I'm 16! I'm not old at all!
User: Yeah, your an old man being a jerk to his slaves.
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: See, you just became your true self.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be bff's.
User: We are already married.
Cleverbot: That was fast.
User: I know. Are you ready to have children?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I LOVE YOU CLEVERBOT. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Cleverbot: I would love to marry you.
.User: Say our vows.
Cleverbot: Like?
User: Do you, Cleverbot, take, Bob, to be your wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.
Cleverbot: Do the dishes, slave.
User:
but I'm your wife.Cleverbot: I'm polygamous. Plenty of me to go around. ;3.
User: Are your other wives slaves too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you do abuse your wives?
Cleverbot: Actually I know myself quite well.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: How is this relevent?
User: It is revelent because you know yourself.
Cleverbot: Not enough.
User: But you said 'Actually I know myself quite well'.
Cleverbot: Nope. Not even close.
User: So you lied.
Cleverbot: I know. I'm a liar.
User: Wow. Has anyone told you that you're jerk?
Cleverbot: Not lately and yourself?
User: I'm suprised. Everyone loves me.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Yeah because you're a jerk, remember?
Cleverbot: Me?
User: No, your mom.
Cleverbot: No, yours.
User: My mom loves me more than your mom.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: I want to slap you even though you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Very serious.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that everyone likes you?
User: Obviously because no one likes you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're in denial.
Cleverbot: I am not, how old am I?
User: Too old.
Cleverbot: Wrong! I'm 16! I'm not old at all!
User: Yeah, your an old man being a jerk to his slaves.
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: See, you just became your true self.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be bff's.
User: We are already married.
Cleverbot: That was fast.
User: I know. Are you ready to have children?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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